Q: What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!
Q: Where do penguins go to dance?
A: The snow ball!
Q: What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
A: Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!
Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?
A: I don’t know, but don’t try to fix its bow tie!
Q: Where do penguins go to the movies?
A: At the dive-in!
Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?
A: Iceberg lettuce!
Q: Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?
Q: Where does a penguin keep its money?
A: In a snow bank!
Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?
A: Ice caps!
Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together!