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Q: What do penguins sing at a birthday party?

A: Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow!

Q: Where do penguins go to dance?

A: The snow ball!

Q: What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?

A: Really lost, because penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere!

Q: What do you get when you cross a penguin and an alligator?

A: I don’t know, but don’t try to fix its bow tie!

Q: Where do penguins go to the movies?

A: At the dive-in!

Q: What’s a penguin’s favorite salad?

A: Iceberg lettuce!

Q: Who’s the penguin’s favorite Aunt?

A: Aunt-Arctica!

Q: Where does a penguin keep its money?

A: In a snow bank!

Q: What do penguins wear on their heads?

A: Ice caps!

Q: How does a penguin build its house?

A: Igloos it together!